tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74748021039889616962012-02-16T15:57:20.056-05:00Dispatches from that bottomless well of bad grooming decisions: the bullpen.Bjorn Randolphhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17825144731578959198noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7474802103988961696.post-78289627032371106312009-05-05T00:35:00.001-04:002009-05-05T00:37:20.257-04:00

New York Mets eighth-inning guy J.J. Putz was ostensibly brought in to shore up the team's swiss-cheese bullpen, which arguably cost them the division last year. But his contribution to the team's shitty facial hair factor can't be denied.Like most major leaguers, Putz came up from the minors clean-shaven. What is it about the big leagues that inspires so many errors in shaving judgment?Trouble

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Submitted for your consideration: Philadelphia Phillies LOOGY Scott Eyre, he of the 10.80 ERA, he of the four walks issued thus far in 3.1 innings of work, the man responsible for turning Jamie Moyer's hard-earned W yesterday into a ND by pegging Carlos Beltran in the foot. Why, you may ask, does Mr. Eyre look as though he ought to be scrubbing the hard-to-reach corners of crusted cooking pots

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